You may be able to find more information about this and similar content at piano.io, No Wonder John David Washington Stays Winning, Ted Cruz Compares Thanos to Environmentalists, Where to Stream 'Groundhog Day' Right Now, Here's the Lesson of 'My Best Friend's Wedding', Danjaq/Eon Productions/Kobal/REX/Shutterstock. Goldfinger is the kind of guy who puts together a massive presentation detailing every aspect of his scheme, assembles an audience of elite criminals, tells them every excruciating detail of his plan…and then gasses them to death. The Man With the Golden Gun is an unbearable mess filled with awful jokes and characters. Sent to kill Agent 007 in his sleep, he empties his gun into a few pillows under a sheet… only for Bond to reveal himself, Walter PPK at the ready. The Film: From Russia With Love, Thunderball, You Only Live Twice, On Her Majesty's Secret Service, Diamonds Are Forever, For Your Eyes Only, and Spectre, The Actor: Donald Pleasence, Telly Savalas, Charles Gray, Max von Sydow, and Christoph Waltz, The Basics: S.P.E.C.T.R.E. Not enough to feel bad when Bond lights him on fire and calmly lets him burn to death, but enough to feel invested in whatever he's doing. Here is a guy who knows that the bullet in his head will eventually kill him, but he also knows that this same wound has made him superhuman and he's going to use that to his advantage. Of course two guys who spend all day, every day learning how to throw bladed instruments would make serviceable adversaries for 007. He's a total snob, a level ten douchebag…and never quite as good as the sum of his parts. Chokes to death on the rare fish, possibly murdered by either his battered wife or a guest on his yacht he offended earlier that night. Sell secret plans for underwater defence system to Red China, and crash the world stock market with a computerised scheme. Actor to Badly Drawn Movie 1,227; Actors By Movie 7-to-1: 2002 605; Old Movie Villains 200; Actors By Movie 7-to-1: 2003 181; Actors to Badly Drawn Movie (2010s) 180 Marvel Cinematic Universe: Oldest to Newest 180; Actors to Badly Drawn Movie (1980s) 178 Actors to Badly Drawn Movie (1990s) 169 Actors By Movie 7-to-1: 2001 162; Actors to Badly Drawn Movie … Thrown out of cable car by Bond and presumed dead. The first major Bond villain set the standard and established the cliches. Dr. Guntram Shatterhand). The name "Professor Joe Butcher" deserves so much more than Wayne freakin' Newton. Steven Obanno, one of Casino Royale's many minor villains, is vicious warlord who loans money to the wrong terrorist financier. Shot twice in the groin and twice in the chest by Bond. Bond shoots him while he is driving a train, causing it to derail and crash. When Bond casually guns down Gabor during the climax of The World is Not Enough, you may remember that he is the villainous Elektra King's bodyguard. He loses his car to James Bond in a poker game. The Actor: Toby Stephens and Will Yun Lee, The Basics: Sadistic North Korean maniac plastic surgery'd into a sadistic, English maniac. Capture a British submarine and a Soviet submarine and fire a nuclear warhead from both, luring Britain and the Soviet Union into a nuclear war, later repopulating with a new world formed under the ocean. Bond survives and gets the Lektor to MI6. Uses her position as head of the International Organisation Against Hunger to strategically distribute food aid across northern Africa, giving the government of. This is a looney character played with looney perfection in one of the looniest James Bond movies. Rate 5 stars Rate 4 stars Rate 3 stars Rate 2 stars Rate 1 star . From masterminds to henchmen, the final word on 007's furious foes. His home is a museum honoring war, complete with wax figures of Genghis Khan, Attila the Hun, and Hitler (all modeled to look like him). The Basics: Circus knife-throwers turned professional murderers. One of their hits brings Bond into the plot. You can imagine a timeline where 007 was left behind with a bullet in his face and 006 would race to stop him from using a powerful satellite to instigate armageddon. Bond returns the favor by pushing him off a speeding boat after he's informed our hero he doesn't know how to swim. Good actor. The Film: The Spy Who Loved Me, Moonraker. One on hand: a vaguely racist villain who feels like a cringe-worthy collection of cliches. The Actor: Andreas Wisniewski, dubbed by Kerry Shale, The Basics: Pop music loving master of disguise. To this day, she is the only villain to have actually beaten Agent 007. Shot by guards who believe that he is trying to defect. 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